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"Personals," 1996–2018 C.E.

A slide from the project. Left: a craigslist listing, CURB ALERT exercise ball, with a photo of a blue exercise ball on a green plastic chair and a street address in Irvine. Right: Jeff Koons, Moon (Violet), 1995 to 2000, a violet mirrored balloon moon on a gallery wall.
The Graphite editors asked Jeff Koons if they could use my arrangement as the cover. He said no.
The printed cover of Graphite 9, Categories: the blue exercise ball alone, without the Koons.
Console Player Piano (Aliso Viejo). https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/zip/6136376225.html This console Player piano Comes with a full Box of music rolls. The piano plays fine. The player does not play. The piano is in a warehouse. And can be loaded in a truck With No problems

another found poem

Collectible (found in eBay listing by user johncolacone). This is a real 28 year old peanut m&m from 1989 with a piece of wood inside of it instead of a peanut. Comes with the original wrapper. When I was 20 years old back in 1989, I bought a pack of peanut m&m's from a vending machine. I noticed one of the m&m's had an unusual oblong shape to it. (just over an inch long). I bit into it halfway and saw that the other half of the m&m had what appeared to be a piece of wood inside of it, instead of a peanut! Just recently in 2012 I decided to notify the MARS M&M Company and tell them my story. After describing what was inside the m&m, the representative without hesitation agreed with me and said it sounds like it is a piece of wood inside of it. Thank You for inquiring.
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